whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Where's my tractor?

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

A gay man watches football.

Caolan and Eamon

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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