- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What did the snake say to the rat?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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