What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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