- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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