Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

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