- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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