- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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