- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Tall asians

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What does two plus two equal? 4

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

what's white and sticky semen

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