- Anti Joke

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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batman has diarrhea

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Fine, ladies first.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Knock Knock Who's there

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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