what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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