- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What is black and has no education A tire.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

What do we call Osama? Osama

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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