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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Robert Mugabe.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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