- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

i found waldo.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

A American seeking into mexico

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

i like turtles

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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