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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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