- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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