- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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