- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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