- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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