*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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This is an anti- joke

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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