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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Maths.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

one stop shop

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

You know what's cool? Yep.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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