- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What would u like to drink?

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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