A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

HOLY COW!

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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