- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Female rights.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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