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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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