What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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A penis walks into a bar..

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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A storm be brewin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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