- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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