- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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