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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

feminism

womens rights

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

the sky is green no it is not

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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