Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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