- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

A American seeking into mexico

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

roses are red violets are blue they really are

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Take part of what?

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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