God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

The holocaust

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

rent a cops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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