- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Jeff

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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