- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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