so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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