- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

autistic kids rock

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Good job, son.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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