What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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A women left the kitchen.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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