- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

think twice or at least think

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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