- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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