- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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