- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How did the dog die? He was put down.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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