- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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