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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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