- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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