- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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