A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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RUN

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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