- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Knock knock It's open, come in

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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