Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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