Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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