- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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