I <3 Hitler

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Anti Joke

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