- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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