- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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