- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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