- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Urban ghettos

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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