- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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