- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Once, I went to Peru.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A gay man watches football.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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