The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

women rights

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

68

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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