- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Granny porn!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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