- Anti Joke

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.