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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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