Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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