- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Racial equality.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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