Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Fat? Jesse Z

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Whats green? The color green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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