- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Good job, son.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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