- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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