what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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