- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why can't february march Because april may

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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