Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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