Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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