- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Roses are flowers.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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