What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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