- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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