People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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