- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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