- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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