- Anti Joke

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

This statement is false.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

* anti-punchline

Massie is a fatass

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

No your aunties a joke