Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Where's my tractor?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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