What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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