Robin, get in the batmobile

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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