- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Don't believe in Atheists.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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