- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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