- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Women's Rights

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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