- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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