Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Male leadership.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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