Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What is older than history?

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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