A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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