steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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