- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why so serious ?

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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