- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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