Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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A pope meets another one

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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