Religion.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Shltskc gw? G

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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