What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Charlie Sheen

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Brain fart

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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