- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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